Chainsaw Dash

This Lollipop Chainsaw outfit from Living Dead fell into my hands for free via Chinh and Christine. Since we all had the same outfit... why not do a shoot together? That was my cue to do some research on the game since I have never played it before. I've discovered a whole new world on Youtube. There are tons of channels that put together cutscenes to make a gameplay movie, which is perfect for me because I'm just not a gamer. I mostly don't have the patience and attention span to sit through an entire game. I just want to know the stories behind them. I made Miguel play Catherine just so I could watch the cutscenes. lmao. I'm going to watch Alice: Madness Returns next. I just want a dark Alice in Wonderland movies... is that too much to ask for?

However, this game seems simple enough that I think I would actually enjoy playing this. The story is ridiculous, but fun. It's basically about a cheerleader named Juliet who finds her high school is swarming with zombies on her 18th birthday. Juliet's boyfriend Nick gets bitten by a zombie trying to protect her, but she performs a magic ritual on him to prevent him from turning. She has Nick's head hooked onto her belt the entire the game and has to confess to him that she's from a family of zombie hunters. So you're basically fighting zombies the whole game, and have to beat the five zombie bosses summoned by this goth kid Swan to finish it. The Viking metal zombie fucking kills me lol.

I have no problems running around as a slutty blonde cheerleader killing zombies, and eating lollipops as I do it. If I were a zombie hunter, Juliet Starling is who I'd aspire to be. I can see why Chinh wanted to cosplay her. This shit is right up our alley. LOL.